‘A firefighter took me to watch him fight fire…’: Cheezburger Community Share Funniest Stories About the Weirdest Dates They Have Ever Been On

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    CHEEZ burger WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST DATE YOU'VE BEEN ON?
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    Leslie Mitchell Jensen I went on a blind date and it turned out the guy and I had no common language. I don't know how he planned to cope with an American university with no English. There was dancing, which I enjoyed, but it was still weird.
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    Matt Reynolds Well this one time at band camp I was on a date with a girl and she brought a flute with her 2d Like Reply Send message Hide Edited B 2
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    Janine Biscardo The guy met me at a bar/casual restaurant after mowing his lawn. Didn't change his clothes. He has grass on his shoes and was sweaty. Nope...
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    Bar Mor Hazut I went on a date with this guy who was so self-centered. He took me into an art store because he was 'an artist', and ended up being in there for 45 minutes. I wandered around the mall and even bought a few sweaters while I was waiting for him to finish up. Honestly don't know why I didn't just leave...
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    Venke-Lill Nygård Guy looked nothing like his photos. Took me to a restaurant, didn't order anything. I had dinner and a drink.. He sat on his phone, every time I took out my phone or glanced out the window, he started talking. When I put my phone down to pay attention to him he took his own phone up again. Then he drove me back and thought we had a heck of a time and wanted us to schedule a new date. I said no
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    Ida Kloosterman One Time, my boyfriend wanted to take me for dinner. In a restaurant. Lovely idea, but it was the restaurant in Ikea.
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    Amy Mathers He took me to his daughter's soccer game. We've been married for 2 years. 2d Like Reply Send message Hide
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    Heather Duquette A firefighter took me to watch him fight a fire...
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    Rin Kate Watt A guy at a party got my number, called to ask me out, and told me we would have beautiful children. When I sounded dismayed he said it was a joke. Then he showed up with 3 dozen red roses, for a first date. During the date, he talked about our children and how he couldn't stop thinking about me. Also, he kissed like a blender. Never saw him again. 2d Like Reply Send message Hide
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    Trevor Hillier Went bowling with friends and her and she hit on the waiter the whole night but that's nothing as a month or two later I met the woman I've been with for 19 years and counting
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    Daniel A Sniadoski Met someone on OKCupid. Totally the mom type, nothing weird on her profile. I was early and already had a drink in-hand. She showed up to the bar, recognized me right off and the first words out of her mouth are "My rates are"... I spit my drink out, and say "excuse me?!?" Pay my tab and walk out. She tried to exclaim "you gotta pay me for showing up!" F off...
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    annlaurelb A guy once took me to hear Randall Terry speak.
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    celia_siamese When I was 14 and my mom sat between me and the guy at the movie theater
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    bigmongo1963 I once had a date at the Cleveland Greyhound station. We wandered around a bit admiring the 30's building design until we found the vending machines whereupon my paramour gave me a roll of quarters and told me to choose whatever I wanted for dins. After purchasing Frito's, a coke and a sticky bun for dessert we
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    retired to the row of coin operated black and white TVs and watched the "A" Team and other until we ran out of quarters. Never assorted saw her again
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    bar_literally Met this guy at a subway station, he wanted to walk to this pizza place and REFUSED to take the train, it was a 45-minute walk for a lame pizza, and then we had to walk it back as well. I had my mom call me and ask me to come home, he was shocked I didn't want another date.
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    junior1138 29th of February. It's just a bit odd.

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